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Researcher Who Helped Shape Your Netflix Home Screen Exits After Three-Season RunSources confirm he is finePortfolio: confirmedVery sorry for the inconvenienceNow casting: Jordan is open to new roles
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BreakingStage Left: Researcher Who Helped Shape Your Netflix Home Screen Exits After Three-Season RunBeloved Studio Insights researcher departs the streamer as the industry “reels.” Sources confirm he is fine, has a portfolio, and is very sorry for the inconvenience.